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A lady went into labor and was hurting from her contractions. The Doctor told her husband, "We have a new machine to hook to the father and it conducts the pain to him". Her husband said, "Go ahead and hook me up". By the time she delivered the baby, the machine was turned to 100% for the father. The mother was glad he allowed them to take her pain. He said, "That was easy. I didn't hurt at all". Two days later they arrived at home and found the Mailman dead on the porch.